Source: cumfort
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
(via d0rmir)
Source: iamawinrar
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
- canadians: I fucking love hockey
Source: teenage-revolt
my ugly face keeps cock blocking me
(via b3causeyolo)
Source: lookinforhotbf
WATCH ME GET NOTHING
- ♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
- ✂ = just delete your tumblr already
- ✌ = you’re awesome
- ♡ = i love your blog
- ❁ = you’re beautiful
- ✓ = i hate you
- ☹ = you’re ugly
- ☀ = i want to have sex with you
- ♬ = i wish we were close
- ♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
- ☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ☮ = you inspire me
Source: livelovefangirling
- me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
- me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
Source: phawns
have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you
(via pullthetrigger1-2-3)
Source: donghaestongue
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
(via pursuitofh4ppin3ss)
Source: thefourthfireshadow
Source: mental-suicide
- most bands: don't illegally download our music you pricks
- of mice & men: as soon as you get home, i want you to illegally download every song we've ever written
Source: d3stabilise
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